Creative Pet Names for Others Partners

Inspired by this post where a woman asks for creative names for a woman who kept stalking her husband after he ended an affair,  I ask you to share the best pet names you have given to others who are not your current love.. Be it affair participants, metamours, ex’s current partner, friend’s significant other…

I’ll start if off with my favorites. Please blow off some steam or add levity by sharing your in the comments!

Bumping Gnome (a typo, that hilariously fit, and stuck)

Fart Boy (a guy who said passing gas in front of him was a deal breaker)

That fucking cunt twat bitch whore (my brothers ex)

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About Apophenias

I'm human. Female. Self-employed. Searching for connections in the randomness of life. Currently residing the US. ... And not quite defined by being in the midst of a biological ticking.
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